Huo Ji, Qilin!

天哪火鸡松饼，这发生怎么

It's a unicorn
And it's a long story
That I will not tell

But ain't she prettehhhh~
Aint she fabulousss~

No I will not tell you what the chinese says
Ok yes I will.
It roughly says "I own this piece of fine china ass"
Ok no it doesn't
_{But yes I do}